Central Snark

<Kalfu’ur: there be plenty o’ funniness on this Earth, the Middle Earth, this solar system, and, apparently, in galaxies far, far away. who knew? (thinkin’ Not-In-the-Least-Bit-Crummy-Joel did)

<once i regain control of my laughter (and, quite possibly, sphincter) i will be forced (heh) to go back into the city in order to storm the healing fort that holds my son hostage. but please know that i am filled with glee and delight in the knowledge this blog is being protected by such a formidable guardian. please extend my words of gratitude to Joel, the Crummy One, and let him know he, too, has managed to exceed expectations great and small.

<do i smell a battle brewing between Grundir and Kalfu’ur? i’m thinking we could sell tickets to something like that. (maybe help defray our medical expenses, Crummy(SO not)Joel’s therapy sessions and/or Diesel’s building costs. just a thought…

Funnily enough, I was yesterday thinking about gettign myself a second persona, you know the one to saay all the mean things in my head and if someone complains, I can point the fingre and say it wasn’t me!

Now I am a bit scared. We have a walking skeleton and a Chewbacca (may his fur always be ruffled!) look-alike, it takes a bit to come up with a third one that can stand up to those two.

Star Wars done, Lord of the Rings done …means I am stuck with a figure from Harry Potter, doesn’t it?!

Snuppy: This Grundir fellow currently under investigation.

Penguin: Only if you want business end of bowcaster directed at you

Unintelligible Wookie War-Bellow

Look, when I overexpose my primary persona, you’ll know it. Wait, that came out wrong.

Okay let’s cut to the chase Kalfu’ur - do you do memes?

Diesel!

Beware, hirsute one! It is dangerous ground you tread. I may suggest to my master that he start a new blog entitled “Crummy Blogs that Basically Do the Same Post Every Day.”

Diesel: Keep light saber to self, or face removal of other primary limbs.

Lampsha: Memes? Do they taste good with Ewok?

Grundir: Hm. My investigation currently looks bleak for you. Though I approve of Blog you suggest. Perhaps Blog can include blogs that do caption contest, followed by votes, followed by result, followed by more caption contest.

O-kay. This post has left me without words, mainly because I am laughing too hard. At least I can still type. I think we need a three-way fight between Diesel, Grundir, and Kalfu’ur. Choose your weapons, uh, men? In the meantime I’m going to look for an altenate persona for myself, since that looks like lots of fun.

Theresa: Not so fun if flailing about limbless.

Wookie War-Bellow

Actually, the fight should be four-way, since Crummy Joel should stand behind (or in front) of his alternate persona, and that way it would all be much fairer to all involved (and more interesting to all of us spectators).

Steel cage match!

Theresa: How can Kalfu’ur be alternate persona of Joel, Crummy One if Kalfu’ur’s very mission to defeat alternate personas? Kalfu’ur real Wookie. Evidence further suggests Grundir faker than 3-Dollar Imperial Credit, though.

Lampsha: Who needs cage?

I think someone is a little grumpy about his dingleberries.

Diesel: On Kashyyyk, we have funny joke about those and ancient alien race called “Klingons”. Probably doesn’t translate well, though.

Wow, the Snark has morphed (mightily) into the Ultimate Fight Club for wacky alien types posing as alternate personas. This could be fun!
But wait, let’s make sure Snuppy’s surgically rendered man-child is out of pain before thrusting such hilarity his way (could hurt around those stitches!)
Hope all is well on the road of recovery.

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Here are those articles you’ve been missing, you walking carpet.

I demand a Grundir vs Kalfu’ur wrestling match!

NOW, dammit!

Claire: Only fun if limbs removed painfully.

Grundir: “Walking Carpet”. The only joke in universe older than you. Well done.

Lord Likely. I have eye on you also, so be aware. And Kalfu’ur doesn’t wrestle, Kalfu’ur maims.

Kalfu**er - Locks of Love called, and they want their reject pile back.

So they could burn it?

Grundir: At least Kalfu’ur not allow entire kingdom be brought down by small horde of Ewoks.

Lampsha: You have made Kalfu’ur’s list. Should Kalfu’ur find out Lampsha not really DJ, Lampsha will wish Kalfu’ur been burned.

ya know, this post was just fun and/or funny from the top to bottom. can’t wait for the Intergallactic/Middle Earth “cage match”. i know a guy who knows a guy who can make a call to someone who knows someone else with a contact at HBO… want me to get in touch with him?

i also can’t wait for my son to get out of the hospital so he can read this for himself, trust me, my description didn’t nearly do justice to the brilliance of you, Kalfu’ur, OR to Grundir (posts and/or comments). you silly boys.

Snuppy: Kalfu’ur has reconditioned Medical Droid lying around. Would that help? Kalfu’ur willing to trade for vintage Rebellion-era thermal detonator, if Snuppy interested.

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