Central Snark

reminiscent of that episode of Seinfeld featuring Elaine’s nipple adorned Christmas card, n’est pas?

i have to thank one of my non-blogging friends for this little gem — which surely caused me to laugh and laugh and laugh, Shirley. unfortunately, i made the mistake of reading it while sipping on a cup of coffee, which was, needless to say, a big mistake.

OMG, that is funny! Wasn’t expecting it, especially over here
I hope y’all had a great holiday!

Aiye - my eyes!

I wonder if that was part of their vacation “package”?

Those are the best rabbit ears Cousin Dodie will ever sport in a photo.

Too late, in reader the full monty shows up. At least he got a nice tan.

Now that’s a wheel barrel full of balls.

OMfreakingG! Hilarious and yes, so priceless! Who needs to tan the old twig and berries anyway??

SURPRISE! Hahahaha - funny we did not get this card. Heh heh - Jeff said package.

Now poor little innocent ol’ me just went by this morning and thought nothing of the picture, missed the hints completely. Quilly had to clue me in this evening. Just as well, definitely NSFW. And we’re going to have to talk about that halo in the h.b. sidebar …

That’s not a nipple!

ROTFL!!!!

I sat for several minutes, trying to figure out the gist of the joke… vainly wondering what was wrong with a piece of tourist showing in the background… until I double clicked on the picture… yeowza!!!HA HA HA HA HA well done!

Actually, I snapped that pic…that’s our uncle Frank…he didn’t want to get in on the picture but, hey, haha, the joke’s on him now isn’t it!

Actonbell: our holiday was exceptional. hope yours was, too!

Jeff: “package”? hahahahahahaha!

Deb: i think they could have had a bit more fun with Waldo, maybe adorned him in bits of tinsel and/or topped him off with a star?

Brian: i’m thinking sunburn, and then i’m thinking ouch.

Upset Waitress: maybe they thought it was a conch shell?*

Claire: my thoughts, exactly!

Lampsha: i was almost embittered by the fact it didn’t find its way into our mailbox, either. then i looked at the picture again and felt grateful for the fact only a select few of our business acquaintances bother to send us cards these days.

O’C: haha. that “halo” is why i elected to share only a portion of the picture on the front of the blog. sorry you didn’t catch the “joke” sooner — if it makes ya feel any better, BoBo didn’t either. apparently i’m not as good with “hints” as i’d like to think.**

Morgan: no, it’s a “tipple” (at least that’s what i tried to show in the picture above…

Terry: yeah, i am DEFINITELY gonna start being more direct in future posts. still, glad you were eventually able to enjoy the full gist of this!

offendedblogger: Uncle Frank?? hahaha.

*that’s only moderately funny if you remember “conch” is pronounced “conk”.

**my way of saying CLICK ON THE PICTURE, FOLKS!

I see…more than I ever needed to see, but hey…it took me a while and a whole conversation to realize that clicking on the picture helps…Yowza, that is quite a big ocean!