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Friday Free-For-All by Snuppy
Friday, 23 June 2006, 8:23am
Filed under: friends

WE love Fridays, and we suspect you do to. What’s not to love? They mark the end of the week, the start of the weekend, and, well… we just like them, isn’t that enough?

We figured a variety of items worthy of discussion and/or banter might come up today, and, not wanting to get in the way of your creative flow, we decided to step back and allow you kids to put your own topics out on the comment table for a change. Anything found particularly interesting by us (we’re the ones with the freaking password, after all) will be granted its own ‘thread’. That way we won’t wind up with a kajillion comments for one crummy post, we’ll wind up with several kajillion comments for several crummy mildly-interesting thought-provoking posts. Won’t that be nice? ~snuppy

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if i’d been just a tad faster with *this* post… Sar could have left her comment here… i copied it over, in case no one bothers to check (making her the FRIDAY FIRST by the way!):

SAR:
I just wanted to say hello everybody! I have family coming in for the weekend so I won’t be around online much.

Have a great weekend all! πŸ™‚

(~snuppy~)

Comment by One Hot Puppy

Well here is a new thread idea.
Brian’s new post Sestina poems. It also has a link to My Muse, which is my poetry blog, in which I have added an Erotic Poetry folder, NSFW! And since I like writing poems, and this is a sestina carnival, and I, and some other denizens of the park are spankos, I wrote a sestina spanking poem called “Bottoms Up”. Hope y’all like it!

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

DGB What is NSFW? Hello & Good Morning, BTW! Kitty kisses!

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

Not Safe For Work! And if you here right now FF, that’s exactly what you would be!

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

LOL, you silly Bunny! OX

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

So this would be the “get a room thread,” correct πŸ™‚ Just kidding…couldn’t resist.

Comment by BoBo

Good ooonnnne BoBo. I guess I can’t print, oh yes I can – we’re in the Shnark – I thought it was Now So Fucking What?!

Oooh how about that for a thread – Word Association?

Comment by Yo Lampshade Lady

took the words right outta my mouth! silly rabbits! (and kitties…) still… it’s *good* to be in love, right? πŸ™‚

so? what shall *we* do this weekend, honey… besides hang around the house and/or do errands? are we due for a movie? should we go to that garden party after all?? (just kidding… tho’ i better tell her we’re not coming, huh?)

Comment by snuppy

BoBo – Oh, NO! Please, when he’s at work is the only time I get a break! (You’ve heard “going at it like mad rabbits”? Well…..)

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

lol Lampshade Lady! πŸ˜€

Comment by snuppy

oh christ. that smilie face is too fucking obnoxious. it must be deleted. (not sure i could stand looking at that all day!) you get the point, right? lol. hahahaha. laughing at your NSFW?? hee hee!

Comment by snuppy

No BB, the get a room thread is when LBP and CJRE show up!

I, on the other hand, was just expressing my affection for my lovely feline.

YLL- Nothing Safe For Wabbits

Snuppy-Your the next contestant, cum on down!.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

ruh-roh.

Comment by snuppy

so, FF… that explains a lot about those afternoon naps!

Comment by snuppy

SN- I’ll take a fifth! Oh, I don’t drink. Well, how about some more haiku.

BTW- Your comments are always meaningful to me, when I start a new style of poetry I am always wondering if I’ve gone too far.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

Snuppy – Oh, Yeah!

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

I think Speedos are the way to go as far as a bathing suit. Such comfort, such zeal! They are making a comeback. And so are moustaches too.

…Open thread right?

Comment by Sweet Baboo

SB- I have a mustache, FF likes it that way.

BTW- Ever going to the Corn Desert?

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

Sweet Baboo (OMG I still can’t believe that is JAKE) – So are you sporting a moustache and speedo this summer?

Comment by Ride'Em Cowgirl

SB – Don’t know about Speedo’s, but DGB has both a beard & moustache – very attractive.

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

RCG- Morning, just make sure you get a room. Snuppy is cracking down this morning.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

GDB: no pressuring his Jakeness…he’ll drop in under the cover of darkness when he is ready.

Comment by Ride'Em Cowgirl

RCG- *Sighs* That is soooo romantic. Just hope the cow patties are cleared first from the field.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

RCG- Poem factory? LMAO! Ever eaten at The Spagetti Factory restaurant? Maybe I should franchise myself. You know have paper tableclothes and crayons to write poems with. Poem Factory. Love it and Love you.

BTW- RCG and SB and Snuppy, I do believe I missed you this time around.;)

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

Yep, GDB: I have eaten at the Spaghetti Factory before.

I am going to have to get busy and actually work here in a sec. Bleh.

Comment by Ride'Em Cowgirl

RCG- Oh all right, back to work. Thanks, I can’t say it enough, thanks for everything.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

crack down? isn’t that what happens *everyone* when they sit? HAHAHAHAHAHA! (sorry… stupid joke)

Sweet Baboo…. i for one am very happy to see your chest thumpin’ self here! (i’m guessin’ our lovely cowgirl is, too) and i’ll just bet you in a speedo is, indeed, a sight to… er… um… behold. personally, i think speedos should be relegated to swim meets and fast lanes, but that’s just me!

i’m TRYING to write a new post… but, that know, since we opened up this park, i find myself so busy policing the grounds, stocking the bathrooms, and manning (womanning?) the gazebo i nary have time for anything else, nevermind a new post. and don’t *even* get me started on the laundry! yeesh!

Comment by snuppy

come on o’ver and join in the *fun friday* at my place! we’re talkin’ bout dumb laws in michigan; you can check out ones for your state, as well… here’s one of ’em:

“Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.”

yeah right!

tee, hee!! πŸ™‚

woof

Comment by Canine Karen

Morning everyone! I went to ladies night at the bar in town….. free drinks for women from 8 until midnight. I met some mom’s from the group and we danced the night away. I am proud to announce I can mark off “dancing on the bar” on the list of things to do before I die chart. πŸ™‚ Highlight of my night was breaking up a bitch fight in the bathroom that broke out because two girls were shagging in a bathroom stall and there was only one and the other girl just had to pee. Yup… ladies night was fun! And I don’t think I’ll go to another for along time!

Comment by cj / romance enhancer

CJ – ahh, yes. Bars & brawls, a fond memory of my wilder days, er…nights. Packing p the buick & traveling over to NY with all the illegals (under aged) and di=riking until they threw us out. Those were the nights…(gave it ALL up for HonBun) sigh

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

in Connecticut, “In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.” now they tell me! (that’s a great link, Karen! as was your post!) πŸ™‚

Comment by snuppy

I love a good bar brawl.

Dancing on the bar happens at least once a week, but usually twice for me.

My middle name isn’t Trouble for nothin’ – I get it honest I guess. πŸ˜‰

Comment by Ride'Em Cowgirl

FF: those were the days for all of us… but i, for one, don’t miss ’em! not. on. little. bit. πŸ™‚

Comment by snuppy

Yo Jake? You play the piano? If not, and even if you do, you might wish to consider asking The Management to redecorate your identifier. You wouldn’t want Cowgirl to get the idea that you’re emulating Schroeder talking to Lucy, now would you?

Comment by The Amoeba

I guess there’s no better time to start a Friday night than Friday morning.

Comment by Walela

The Baboo slapped on Speedos? I just choked on my gum! I haven’t done that in awhile. Last time was when I was told uh, um, hm…never y’all mind.

A free for all? Well, I don’t want to discuss Tough Bastard or how at 6:15 this morning I was lectured. LECTURED!!! And you know what his gmail contact says? Tough Bastard!! I am being timed! Watched! Oh lawdy I am hunted!!

I could describe the swarm of firemen/emt/police who descended upon my condo complex yesterday. Yes, yes, Yummy Mummy, I know – no firemen…bad for little blue pills…but they were delish. So much in fact I tripped over the curb. I was bedazzled. Uniforms, uniforms everywhere. It was a feast. A feast!! Hm…maybe I need to go do some “interviews” at the Medical Services building just DOWN THE STREET from me. I know, I know…no firemen. Still though…they were somethin’ to see that early in the morning. Especially since there was no fire this time.

God…I feel hunted all of a sudden. My stomach went all jittery and the hairs on the back of my neck rose up. Damn. I hope Tough Bastard hasn’t found this place. I need a haven. Needless to say…I know when I’m hunted. So this little writer prey is going to poof away for awhile. At least until this afternoon because then he’ll be sleeping and I will be safe. Safe!! Yes…feeling very…hunted…

Comment by Little Blue Pill

CJ – you are a wild woman! girls “shagging” in the bathroom? What the hell is going on in our great midwest? It’s Soddom & Gomorrah (sp? too lazy to look it up) all over again.

Comment by BoBo

Hello…is this thing back on? I left and somebody locked me out of the park? Wassup with that? Maybe a power failure…a wordpress melt down perhaps? Is everyone okay?

Comment by BoBo

BB-yes, back on. The wild girls came through and caused a ruckas. Things have calmed down now, so the poetry reading can resume.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

2x a week cowgirl! I am impressed!

I am wore out from my one night this year dance-a-thon at the wild bar in the sticks. Huge wedge sandals are not meant to do the rumpshaker or hammer to on any dace floor or bar for more than an hour. Lesson learned.

Yeah Bobo shagging in the bathroom! One of the ladies came out and said something about getting busy in the bathroom and it dawned on me I had to pee badly. (I was on my way to the bathroom when “Ice Ice Baby” came on and had to shake it on the dance floor.) So I went in there and the “no your a whore” “no your a bigger whore” followed by the “Fuck you.” “no fuck YOU” started to break out…. all because two chicks were shagging in the ONLY stall. So I politely said “Knock it off” in my best mom tone. The shaggers and pee’ers parted and I made a break for the stall! (Yeah it was a big diversion to make my way into the ONLY stall.) I got back on the dance floor…. found Nikol (aka dildo lady – she has adult slumber parties) and told her the bathroom low down. I pointed out the shaggers and Nikol gave them her card and they booked a “party”.

So we danced all night, drank free booze, got hit on by men older than our dads, and even some that our own children were older than….. we did the perkulator, rump shaker, electric slide, and hustle…. and Nikol booked another sex toy party. πŸ™‚ really it was a fun night out.

Comment by cj / romance enhancer

Had I only known!!! This courtesy of Bark.com..

Take Your Dog to Work!
This Friday, June 23, is Take Your Dog to Work Day, sponsored by Pet Sitters International. Now in its eighth year, the event is meant to be a celebration of dogs as companions, and to raise awareness of pet overpopulation as well as to bolster pet adoptions from shelters.

I could have had Sophie, BoBo, and Max running around the office…damn…couldn’t have been any more problematic than the little human running around here today for reasons unbeknowst to me.

Comment by BoBo

I should call Erick he can come home during lunch and bring Trudie and Tilda to work today. I am sure they all would love that. Well… Trudie would she’d sit and try and snag as much attention as earthly possible.

Little human running around… how old is said little human? In a about an hour I am going to have 6 under 4 here for the afternoon. YAY…. that is what I keep telling myself.

Comment by cj / romance enhancer

“Little human” appears to be maybe 4 years old. As for your afternoon…you are a brave woman.

Comment by BoBo

GTD- Ladies do love the moustache, they especially like it to finish off the powdered sugar after a delicious beignet. The journey to the corn desert is a distant one. I am a sojourner seeking green pastures. It will all depend if I find green pastures, and a well. Then of course I’ll have to approach with the element of surprise. These things take time my friend. The Corn Deserts aren’t going anywhere anytime soon.

Cowgirl- I’m going with the handlebar moustache and a lime green speedo/banana hammock this weekend on Virginia beach if you care to join.

FF- Speedos have been slowly migrating over here from Europe. It won’t be long. I encourage a more conservative color to start, like black or navy blue. What kind of moustache? Magnum PI? Handlebar? Fu Man Chu?

Snuppy- It’s my pleasure to swing in every now and again and let you all know that I’m lurking in the trees somewhere. When’s the new pic coming? You simply must have sme trees for me. I am the only primate you know. Speedos are good for all occasions.

LBP- Amazing acts performed at random intervals…

O’C- I don’t play much piano. However, I have been known to strum a chord or two on my geeetar. If I add a sombrero, I could be deadly posing as an illegal alien latino gigolo on the beach this weekend.

Comment by Sweet Baboo

SW- Thank you for the update. Recon is my forte, and I have always moved fast for something I want.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

CJ – it’s official. You’re my hero.

Why is it that the ladies bathroom always turns into a rank fest? Before they closed my watering hole down (years ago…sigh $1.50 high balls) I was afraid to go into the women’s bathroom. It was…nasty. I won’t go into details but, yes I will, someone wrote Fuck You in maxi pads on the mirror. I mean…really!!! They didn’t have better things to buy with their money? I stared at the padded writing on the glass and went into the boys bathroom. Nice digs! No clogged toilets, no chicks passed out in the stall, the taps worked, the sinks drained. One guy asked me what I was doing in there. I told him to look at the girl’s bathroom. He looked in the doorway then shook his head. Why? Why do drunken bar ho’s do this? Someone explain to me. All I want to do is go to the bathroom, touch up the lipstick, make sure everything’s in place and get back to shakin’ my bugaloo. I don’t want to have to call in the haz-mat boys. Although…do they have uniforms?

Comment by Little Blue Pill

LBP-I used to clean bathrooms in a dept. store. Cleaning the *ladies* room was a punishment. Disgusting.

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

SB – HonBun’s ‘stache is more like a tame Burt Reynolds. Not as thick, rather neat & tidy. Close shaven beard too. a little past the 5 o’clock look, i’d say. Love the look, definately an attraction, go ahead, try it – you can always eliminate it quickly. Not like a bad perm – months of hell, just bzzzz – all gone!

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

burt reynolds- yes, i liiiiike it!

Comment by Sweet Baboo

LBP – High balls? very nice distration. Mine was the scorpion bowl, shaped lke a vocano. The drink itself filled a moat at the base of the volcano, and in the volcano was 151 rum. Whoever drank it dry the fastest got the 151. We’d go through, like 6 a night. I was the champ, everyone else was under the table after 2. Of course, being diabetic helped. The booze didn’t sink in right away, so I got away with more – and I pushed it all the way. I also never had hangovers.

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

LBP – very true, the women’s room in bars and …. frightening to say the least. I still have nightmares about the gay 90’s in Minneapolis. It was a time before kids… so like 4 years ago. I went to the gay 90’s during gay pride weekend. I walked into the “ladies room” and lines of coke are being snorted, some people are shooting up, and there were no doors on any of the stahls. It was scary… but the time I spent reading the grafitti was good. I still want to meet some chick name “delicious” and find out if its all true.

πŸ™‚ No hangovers…. damnit….. how did you do that Feline Firsky?

Comment by cj / romance enhancer

DJ – Freak of nature. Never could explain it.

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

I meant CJ, not DJ oops! As I remember (did I burn grey cells) I was the under cover agent during HS. I could LIE, with an innocent straight face. I was also the designated driver (course back then they referred to me as Kamikazee) Now, you could knock me over with a stupid wine cooler. See what I gave up for a BUNNY??!! (LOL luv)

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

FF: i see you are aptly named, girlfriend! πŸ˜€

Comment by snuppy

Actually, it was a tough choice between Feline Frisky or Feline Bitchy. I like Frisky soooo much better.

Comment by I'm Feline Frisky

Oey! First dildos, now Ladies’ Loos UnCensored. It’s more than a blob can stand. It told me so. See no evil, hear no evil …

But that does explain the state of toilets I had to clean before I was … er … oh, never mind!

I had a moustache for many years. Marginal. The beard was submarginal. Lost that. Then the mustache turned gray. Lost that. Sobering. Especially when you have a gal smiling at you (when she isn’t threatening to hit you). Cute. Frisky. Intelligent. And completely safe. Cause she’s on the other side of the friggin’ planet.

Oops, language. Sorry Minka.

FRIGG, n. prop. Icelandic goddess of love. Really.

[The Amoeba once again begs your indulgence. He was already fit to be tied, and then he picked up the sports section of today’s paper. The guy needs therapy. Or a hug. Whatever that is. I’m an amoeba. What do I know? πŸ™‚ ]

Comment by o_ceallaigh

FF: lol!! on any given day you are welcome to be FB, girlfriend… trust me, you’ll fit right in! πŸ™‚

Comment by snuppy

O’C, – I hear the Burt Reynolds is the way to go. Amoebae need to evolve. Primate isn’t so bad. Except I’m hyperkalemic.

Comment by Sweet Baboo

Heading home soon, have a great weekend everybody. Snuppy, it’s not you. πŸ™‚

Comment by Gone to the Dogs ate my Bunny

SB – lime green? Like wearing a speedo isn’t going to be flashy enough…so what kinda moustache are you thinking anyway?

Cj – yep, two times a week usually. They encourage it around here…really helps to win karaoke contests…and I probably wouldn’t dance on the bar so much, except I don’t like being shown up by certain females. So my gal Bree and I bring it. πŸ˜‰

Comment by Ride'Em Cowgirl

Jake – (SB? No! I ain’t goin’ there! Leavin’ that for the shaggers in the ladies’. Urk.)

Me? Evolve?!? I’m already the highest form of life. I thought I already straightened this out with you folk. Shaving’s such a barbaric custom. (My mother wanted me to use a depilatory on my face. And you wonder where dweebs come from. Mind you, she only asked once πŸ˜‰ .)

Sorry to hear about the hyperkalemia. You’ll just have to lay off the bananas before going off to dance on the bar with Cowgirl.

And count your blessings. Right now the fellow who’s supposed to be keeping me in bacteria is stuck in a garden just this side of the North Pole, with starling nests in his hair and pigeon poop on his shoulders, being spraypainted by a Valkyrie. Who will then ride off on her horse, probably to join you two on that bar, while he sits stonily contemplating the midnight sun. Or what would be the midnight sun if it weren’t raining. Maybe you commandos could stage a raid and get him back here. I’m famished.

Comment by The Amoeba

Interesting profession you’ve described there Amoeba, this fellow whose job it is to keep you in bacteria…sounds like tough duty.

Comment by BoBo

I went to the zoo…wore the wrong shoes and could not find Sweet Baboo anywhere! I looked for the orangutans…nothin’. I needed a map or something. I did see a wolf…kinda. He was napping. I mean…do something! It was :::shudder::: field trip day at the zoo. Every single school in Calgary was there today. BUT…this is where it becomes my lucky day…there were EMTs doing a stroll through the Canadian Wilds section. Oh my…here…I have a boo-boo…do you have a bandaid? Because lawdy…uniforms. Sweet!

Oh a yes vote on the Tom Selleck mustache. Has he grown it back yet? Kevin Kline needs his back too. Some faces just need a ‘stache.

Still hunted as that damned green light is still on. Sigh.

Comment by Little Blue Pill

Tough duty?!? C’mon. He has to scrape a clump of snot off a plate, suspend it in water and drop a couple of drops in a test tube. How hard can that be? He just has to be here to do it. Not dashing off to foreign lands looking at ice cubes. Even if they’re … well … oh argh.

Comment by The Amoeba




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