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**Just when you think you’ve seen it all, we come along and (hopefully) mix things up! Here’s the deal, we actually did a couple of different posts for today, and couldn’t decide which one we liked best. So we went with the first one, but thoughts of the second one nagged and nagged at us until we couldn’t stand it any longer and we decided we were going to have to put up in order to get our nagging-little-annoying-selves to shut up! So here you go, Snarksters, Post #2 for your perusal and/or general amusement.**
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SOME of us did something very grown up last weekend, in that we went to a movie without having small children clinging to our legs and/or screaming for Milk Duds, Skittles, and a Pretzel. That said, one of us did pout until we were allowed to purchase a small bag of unbuttered popcorn and some red licorice, but we digress.
The movie we saw, Talladega Nights, was surprisingly hilarious, but before the show started, we watched a number of trailers for other films, including one we think will make us snort milk duds out of our nostrils, which won’t be pretty, altho’ might be hilarious, as well. The name of this film we can’t wait to see is BORAT, and features an actor who also starred with Will Farrell as his nemesis in Talladega Nights. You may recognize him as Ali G, but in real life he’s known as Sacha Baron Cohen, and he is audaciously funny. What, you may ask, is audaciously funny? Anyone who would go out in public at the Cannes Film Festival like THIS, THIS, or THIS.
For those of you unable to check out the trailer until you get back to your own, we’ve provided a little 411 on the character. We’re not wrong, are we? This is funny, right?
Kuzcek, near Almaty, Kazakhstan.
TV reporter – Kazakhstan’s sixth most famous man
Makes animal explosion for making more animals
Computer maintenance (the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes)
Sitting on comfytobale chairs
Looking on picture of America things example swimming pools
Speak on telephone – I have make over eighty conversation calls.
One day I would like to eat a very big chocolate cake… with a toffee, and have my name ‘Borat’ made with ‘toffee’. I also like to start fires.
Degree from Astana University in English and plague research.
Made 3 new plagues – one was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 50 thousands goat.
Bald homosexual Elton John.
Song of C&C Music Manufacturing Plant ‘Everybody Dancing Now’
Vilo – had grown a moustache when Borat visited his family last
A number of wives one died in a field in an accident and some he has to pay for, but they are worth it!
Igor the Pig
Apparently Cohen is so good as this character, he’s managed to insult the entire Republic of Kazakhstan, where, since 1991, folks have been allowed to laugh at communism, but not parody. Borat taped a statement of support for Kazakhstan, which can be seen and/or enjoyed HERE. Seriously, can a guy who aspires to have his name spelled out in toffee on a chocolate cake be much of a threat to the future well being of Kazakhstanis? We’re pretty sure the answer is “no”.
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