WELL, it would appear 2007 plans to smile broadly in our direction — especially if we follow up on a little note we just got from someone we’re certain is as reputable as the day is long. GOOD thing we registered this blog with our Country’s Chamber of Commerce and Industries in Russia, otherwise Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskamyalvski (for surely that’s her real name) might never have found us. Any thoughts on how we should procede, once the funds are properly “re-profiled” into our bank accounts, many of which are Swiss?
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My name is Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskamyalvski, Personal Assistant to Mr. Boris Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the arrested Chairman/ CEO of Yukos Oil and Bank Menatep SPB in Russia who is presently in jail.
I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and tried in Russia for financing political parties (the Union of Right Forces, led by Boris Nemtsov and Yabloko, a Liberal/Social Democratic Party led by Gregor Yavlinsky) opposed to the Government of Mr. Vladmir Putin, the current President of Russia, thereby leading to the freezing of his finances and assets.
You can read more about his ordeal from the following site:
After searching through the books of your Country’s Chambers of Commerce and Industries here in Russia, I am contacting you to assist me to re-profile the funds and equally invest same on his behalf. The total amount of funds to be re-profiled is Forty Six Million United State Dollars (USD$46,000,000.00) and you will be paid 20% for your management services.
As soon as I receive your acceptance through my personal email address I will send you the necessary details and my personal identification documents.
Mrs. Larisa Sosnitskamyalvski
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OKAY, we have a confession to make: While the above bit o’ spam is real, our intention to follow through is not. We’re just using it as an excuse to feature one of our all time favorite songs by Dire Straits, Money for Nothing, because that’s the kind of music whores we are on any given day… (besides, $46 million, while a great deal of money, will only go so far, and, well, whores that we are, once we get our hands on all that dough, we’ll not be likely to share.)
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