WE interrupt our regularly scheduled “opposite music for the sake of cheap laughs” Monday post for a special edition of “omigod-so-horrifically-opposite/so-cheap-we-should-pay-you-to-laugh” Monday post. Which, by virtue of all those hyphens, means the following musical offering features a performer who’s voice goes well beyond bad, to a place where folks sing in the key of “suck”.
TOMORROW night, viewers from all over the world — or at least a good part of it — will be subjected to yet another couple of months of over-hyped/mildly entertaining programming — courtesy of FOX. Yes, the network that also brings us 24, HOUSE, and THE SIMPSONS rolls out another tedious season of AMERICAN IDOL in a two night “audition extravaganza” that’s sure to make more than a few folks wince and/or weep. And yes we mock, even as we plan to sit in front of our own stupid TV sets week after week and watch, but that’s beside the point. The point, for you know we have one — and indeed we do — is that there are a lot of delusional folks out there who think they deserve a shot on that stage, and they don’t. They really don’t.
WE most certainly do feel sorry for Keith. But that doesn’t change the fact that he should never NEVER have put himself in the position for folks like us to continue mocking him nearly 2 years after he first dared to bare his voice on national TV. Seriously… what the hell was he thinking?
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