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WHATEVER you think you’ve heard, think again. Trust us, that tale of our so-called “misstep” is nothing more than a rotten lie from the bloody pits of hell. We’ve been a good blog. Honest. More likely than not, that rumor you heard was about one of our FRIENDS (we all know what kind of a person she is). Trust us, our virtual virtue is intact. So, if we promise to keep up our cheerful façade (which masks the glass box of emotion we often find ourselves locked up in), will you promise to come by a bit more often and/or say “howdy do” to us? Plese say “yes”, otherwise, we may just gather up all the wonderful CD’s featuring the amazing music we’ve been listening to lately — thanks to our dear NBFF, the beautiful and brilliant DJ LAMPSHA (best Saturday Spinner, ever) — and make like a cow pie (and hit the trail), never to darken this URL with our font, crappy videos, and/or dumb jokes, again. Don’t think you won’t miss us when we’re gone, because you will. (you better, otherwise what would be the point of us putting ourselves through that trouble?)
OKAY. So maybe we’re just tired (of not getting comments). And when we get tired, we get silly (no duh). Never more so than after watching one of the stellar “cautionary educational videos” created back in the 1950’s by well-meaning-though-scary-no-doubt-gave-kids-nightmares producer, SID DAVIS, a man we’re sure meant well, but really? After watching any one of his films, it’s a wonder any parent allowed their child out of the womb, let alone house. Not that ‘ol Sid wasn’t well intentioned, but we think everyone knows where Good Intention Street leads, and, last time we looked, it was no where near Starbucks (be nice if it did).
EH, screw Sid (may he rest in peace near nary a stranger) and his little dog, too. If you want to keep believing all those lies about us, go ahead. See if we care. Maybe you’ve heard better things about DIESEL (from his imaginary friend). Go see him. And, while you’re there, VOTE for one of those so-called “funny posts” in his hilariously named Funny Post Contest (see if you can find the best “post” — we believe we did, and we laughed and laughed and laughed.) And, hey, if you like him so much, why don’t you listen to him chat with some guy known as The Jay! about a lot of stuff we don’t know about tonight, around 7-ish (Pacific time). See if we care (we don’t, we’ll be listening, too). If you play our cards right, he might then be more willing to show up here tomorrow in order to entertain you with another winning-not-whining posts of his own. Wouldn’t that be nice? (yes, very)
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have to go take a shower–something we like to do after whoring for another blog. Which, now that we think about it, may be the kind of thing that triggered such ugly gossip about us in the first place.
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