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ONE of the best parts about weekends is that they give us a chance to kick back, relax, eat a lot of Mexican food, and, um, not blog. One of the worst parts about weekends is that they give YOU a chance to do the same. Sadly, when that happens, A) we don’t bother to write a post for Monday until the last possible minute (i.e., Monday morning), and find ourselves scrambling for something to write about, and B) you don’t bother visiting us until the last possible minute (i.e. Monday morning), and find yourselves scrambling to hear what Fabulous Saturday Spin you’ve missed out on. Damn us all anyway! What the hell were we thinking?
WAIT, we know what we were thinking. We were thinking we’d magically construct a post in our heads while we slept, as is so often the case. You, on the other hand, were thinking DJ LAMPSHA wouldn’t notice the fact that you didn’t come by, because she’d be too busy with her own version of weekend kicking back/relaxing/eating/not blogging. And you may be right, because we have no idea whether or not she didn’t notice the rather pathetic turnout over the past two days, but guess what? We did. And we have to say we’re disappointed in some of you. Not all, but some. That said, we’re grateful to you for giving us the opportunity to chide you for not showing your sorry faces (those of you who didn’t, and you know who you are). Especially since we couldn’t sleep a wink last night, which meant we didn’t get to wake up with our highly anticipated magical inspiration for blog writing this morning. Oy.
STILL, we realize we’d be remiss if we failed to provide you with our usual “musical opposites for those coveted cheap laughs” to Lampsha’s Saturday Spinning fabulousness on this fine Monday morning, and so we humbly offer up something that will appeal to the, um, animal lover in you all. Or the Nordic lover. Or the Led Zeplin lover. Whatever. We have places to go, therapists to see, and naps to take.
Viking kittens run amuck on Humor-Blogs.com.
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