DID we just say “Hot Sex, Hot Sex”? Heh. We meant to say Rabbit, Rabbit, but got a little excited over the fact that today’s Friday, which means, of course, we get to do a post about something a little more provocative than, say, our normal drivel. Isn’t that just like us to jump the gun? Actually, no, but that’s beside the point. The point, which we pray will be revealed to us before we finish this sentence, is that this is the first of the month and a Friday, so, this blog feels inclined to conjure up visions of rabbits along with the topic of sex — something that almost makes sense when you think about it, since rabbits are nothing, if not prolific little breeders (as opposed to “little fuckers”, which is the way we fondly refer to our own children at any given moment of any given melt-down).
TRUTH be told, we had a perfectly sexed up post planned for you today, featuring part 2 of that news series we did for a South Florida TV station back in the early 90’s (those of you who bothered to show up last Friday know what we’re talkin’ about. Those of you who didn’t can either catch up HERE, or bite us). Unfortunately, YouTube is not cooperating with us this morning, and we can’t load it up (that’s what he said). Damn those folks at YouTube and their hard to load up video system! Clearly someone over there has it out for us. Or maybe a lot of other folks are simply trying to load up their own insipid videos, causing the entire stupid system to jam up. Those bastards. Don’t they know we’re trying to do a post here? Apparently not. Yeesh.
IN lieu of the aforementioned “Hot Sex part 2” video, we’ve been forced to reach into the video vault for something appropriate for our new Friday fun, and guess what we found? That’s right, we found something not only related to the “birds, bees, and bunnies”, but something that actually features bunnies. Sort of. Give us a break, will ya? We’re still feeling verklempt after having our efforts to share our other video thwarted — the last thing we need is for you to get all up in our face for showing you a darn funny clip from The Simpsons about *gasp* Sex Education.
HOPEFULLY, Bart’s line at the end of this clip serves to explain our decision to use that picture at the top of the page. Still, we’d be remiss if we didn’t throw up at least one bunny picture, we know the one to the right is more than a little obvious, but in light of our level of frustration, we really don’t care. All we know is this post is done, DJ LAMPSHA will be spinning her musical magic tomorrow, and we won’t have to worry about you, YouTube, and/or tube socks for 2 whole days. Yay.
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