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Shameless? by Snuppy
Thursday, 2 August 2007, 8:07am
Filed under: funny...

shameless dancerTHAT’S us in a nutshell. Not to be confused with nutsack, mind you, which A) has nothing to do with us and/or our anatomy, B) not what we’d feel inclined to point out if it was and/or did, and/or C) icky icky icky. (don’t tell our husband and/or kids we just said that, no need to upset the nutsack bearers in the house any more than we already do).

NOW, where were we before we grossed ourselves out with all this talk of nutsacks? Oh yeah… “Shameless”. As in: Hey, guess which completely hilarious “bad bean burrito” related caption you need to vote for this week? That’s right, ours. Once again, posing as someone’s Crazy Aunt Beatrice, we’ve managed to slip past the censors and/or taste mongers (i.e. Mrs. Diesel), and have landed among 9 other rather humorous offerings in Diesel’s rather humorous caption contest. Don’t let the fact that we won LAST WEEK with an absolutely rip-roaring caption about masturbation, God, and/or kittens sway you from voting for us again. We like winning, and we don’t care who knows it. So go HERE in a minute (finish reading this post first, for godssake) locate the hilarious caption we wrote (bypassing all others), and vote, dammit. Vote like there’s no tomorrow. Vote ’til it hurts. Vote ’til we WIN.

antisocial commentaryTHEN, as soon as you’re through voting for us (a.k.a. the aforementioned Crazy Aunt Beatrice) you need to go purchase an advance copy of DIESEL’S book, called, um, DIESEL’S HILARIOUS BOOK — or something like that. Whatever it’s calling itself this week, it’s surely as clever and funny as Diesel, Shirley.* That’s our stand, and that’s what we’re sticking with until we A) get our signed copies and/or B) get a few more posts out of Diesel before fame, fortune, and that Lindsay Lohan fiasco takes up every bit of what little attention he has left, before being driven to distraction in a stolen car.

*Not to be confused with Shirley Diesel, who was our 7th grade gym teacher, and a real bitch at that. Rumor had it Shirley was, in fact, a guy named Sherman, and that one could see his/her nutsack though those white short-shorts he/she wore in the summer. But we never looked, because A) we didn’t know what a nutsack was, and B) we were afraid to find out. Shirley Diesel was at least, like, 8 feet tall, sported a jaunty mustache and chest hair, and played the part of Captain Miles Gloriosus with great baritone panache, in a local production of “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum“. What else did we need to know?

~snuppy

What were you expecting to find here? A shameless plug for Humor-blogs.com?

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in order to further exploit Diesel in this non-post post, i considered putting his picture at the top of the page. i figured that might make a few of you at least “look” before clicking over to someone else’s blog. but then i thought the “naked lady trying to cover herself with a palm frond” would make you guys think this was a post about s.e.x., and i knew s.e.x. trumped d.i.e.s.e.l. any old day, and went with that one, instead.

no worries, we’ll have plenty of S.E.X. tomorrow, assuming i get around to writing something and/or someone writes something FOR ME… any takers??? yeah, LITTLE BLUE PILL, that’s right, i’m looking at YOU, missy! πŸ˜‰

Comment by One Hot Puppy

You had me from nutsack.

πŸ˜›

Comment by Brian

Speaking of shameless, I posted my picture today on my blog so all of you can see the real bunny.

Comment by Brian

snuppy, did you not see me walk in with my cereal to the computer? And to be presented with nut sacks this early in the morning, the nerve of some people!

Comment by Penguin

WHAT IS EVERYONE DOING UP SO EARLY????? That would be Shirleys and Beatrices and YOU Snuppylicious woman and mischievous little Penguin! Dios mio!

Diesel wrote a book???

Ay! I have been outta the loop far too long and ingested one too many paint fumes I can see (yep the bedrooms have been painted!) and now, after getting up at 5:30 am I am off to teach a 6:30 am class!!! WOOH! San Francisco, the city where there are more nutjobs who actually do yoga that early in the am…

Just my way of saying I miss you amiga mia, hola and off I go!!! Besos to all…

Comment by Catty Yummy Mummy

Too funny.

Comment by BoBo

I’m glad to say these are two items that I have already crossed off my ToDo List. Now nutsack just sounds so ewwwww – sorry guys.

Comment by Lampsha

I don’t know…lots of women have said “don’t worry we’ll have plenty of sex tommorow.” But tommorow never comes.

No pun intended.

Comment by Chris C

I am so lame. I really need to try to get over here earlier.

Yes I wrote a book, silly. And it’s funny and great and will cure cancer and everything. Just go to my site and buy it, wouldya?

Comment by Diesel

Who you callin’ silly Willis?

;-P

Comment by Catty Yummy Mummy

Chris C – HAHAHA – don’t want you to think your punny comment fell on deaf ears – Snuppy’s not in TheSnark for a day or so.

And everyone else – HI!

Comment by Lampsha

Brian: thinkin’ you should have done that yesterday, what with it being the first of the month and us bein’ in our “rabbit rabbit” mode, and all. πŸ˜‰

Penguin: i didn’t see you with that bowl of cereal/fruit/soy milk until it was too late. ah well, nothin’ says “teh penguin was here” like a spray of breakfast across the screen and keyboard. (i’ll be more careful, next time!) πŸ™„

CYM: and i am a TERRIBLE FRIEND, because i SO owe you a phone call, amiga. oy… busy times, to be sure. hopefully i’ll be able to make up for it, soon. and yes, Diesel DID write a book. at least that’s what he’s calling it this week. guessing the “sensibilities” regarding exercise are a bit different in SF than they were in Spain, eh? πŸ™‚

BoBo: whew. i was afraid it wasn’t funny enough. πŸ˜‰

Lampsha: i know, it was rude of me to say so, and yet, there it is. heh heh. πŸ˜‰

Chris: hahahahaha. that’s even more funny when you consider the post i wrote for Friday. well, sort of! πŸ™‚

Diesel: yeah, but will it solve global warming? or are you saving that content for your next offering? πŸ™„

CYM: πŸ˜‰

Lampsha: 😎

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