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THAT’S us in a nutshell. Not to be confused with nutsack, mind you, which A) has nothing to do with us and/or our anatomy, B) not what we’d feel inclined to point out if it was and/or did, and/or C) icky icky icky. (don’t tell our husband and/or kids we just said that, no need to upset the nutsack bearers in the house any more than we already do).
NOW, where were we before we grossed ourselves out with all this talk of nutsacks? Oh yeah… “Shameless”. As in: Hey, guess which completely hilarious “bad bean burrito” related caption you need to vote for this week? That’s right, ours. Once again, posing as someone’s Crazy Aunt Beatrice, we’ve managed to slip past the censors and/or taste mongers (i.e. Mrs. Diesel), and have landed among 9 other rather humorous offerings in Diesel’s rather humorous caption contest. Don’t let the fact that we won LAST WEEK with an absolutely rip-roaring caption about masturbation, God, and/or kittens sway you from voting for us again. We like winning, and we don’t care who knows it. So go HERE in a minute (finish reading this post first, for godssake) locate the hilarious caption we wrote (bypassing all others), and vote, dammit. Vote like there’s no tomorrow. Vote ’til it hurts. Vote ’til we WIN.
THEN, as soon as you’re through voting for us (a.k.a. the aforementioned Crazy Aunt Beatrice) you need to go purchase an advance copy of DIESEL’S book, called, um, DIESEL’S HILARIOUS BOOK — or something like that. Whatever it’s calling itself this week, it’s surely as clever and funny as Diesel, Shirley.* That’s our stand, and that’s what we’re sticking with until we A) get our signed copies and/or B) get a few more posts out of Diesel before fame, fortune, and that Lindsay Lohan fiasco takes up every bit of what little attention he has left, before being driven to distraction in a stolen car.
*Not to be confused with Shirley Diesel, who was our 7th grade gym teacher, and a real bitch at that. Rumor had it Shirley was, in fact, a guy named Sherman, and that one could see his/her nutsack though those white short-shorts he/she wore in the summer. But we never looked, because A) we didn’t know what a nutsack was, and B) we were afraid to find out. Shirley Diesel was at least, like, 8 feet tall, sported a jaunty mustache and chest hair, and played the part of Captain Miles Gloriosus with great baritone panache, in a local production of “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum“. What else did we need to know?
What were you expecting to find here? A shameless plug for Humor-blogs.com?
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