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Pandering… by Snuppy
Thursday, 29 November 2007, 9:49am
Filed under: friends, funny...

A short post in which we shamelessly promote our friends and/or beg one of our favorite bloggers to let us to join the ranks of Honorary Pez Dispenser — even as we strive to maintain our kick-ass standing on Humor-blogs.com.

TLPDear TAN LUCY PEZ,

WE love you. We really really do. Truth be told, we think every single little thing about you is nothing short of s’peztacular… including — but not limited to — your Three Amazing Daughters. Those girls

THAT said, how long before you “invite” us to join the ranks of “Pez dispenser”? Lampsha is quite certain she’d look lovely perched atop something chic ‘n sleek, Teh Penguin says her moniker was made for Pez Plastic Infamy, and, despite the fact the Little Blue Pill already comes in delightful packaging, she’s ready to forgo her’s for the sake of crunchy-fruit-flavored goodness. In addition, the delightful Miz BoheMia may have briefly lost herself in all things San Francisco, but she, too, shows promise as a future DispensΓ³r de la PΓ©z. As for Snuppy? Poor pathetic thing… is she not shameless enough? How many different ways need she declare her love and affection for all things Pez?

NEEDLESS to say, we can’t (and/or won’t) speak for the likes of Diesel and/or Crummy(not)Joel — those boys will have to come up with their own devices for garnering your trust and/or acceptance, our hands are full taking care of ourselves and/or our own selfish needs. But screw them, they’ve each recently published Very Funny Books, and fans will surely follow them wherever they go, Shirley. Naturally, the polls are still out on Harmonica Man — he certainly seems like a nice enough guy, but is he Pez-worthy? Alas, ’tis too soon to tell.

IN an effort to further endear you to ourselves and/or sway future Pez-related (heh) decisions, we decided to feature a happy video for your benefit and/or amusement. Suffice to say THIS POST of yours inspired our need to share the story of The Deer who Would Not Be Killed come Hell and/or Speeding Cop. Sadly, while it made us happy to see a beautiful buck hop over a Sheriff’s cruiser, we also got bored, because, really, how many times do we need to see him do it? We get it… the magnificent creature avoided being killed by jumping outta the way at the last possible minute. Yeesh. What can we say, we’re nothing if not crippled by incredibly short attention spans. Which is why we’ve instead elected to share the following disturbing-yet-darn-hilarious video, dedicated to the concept that (some) Deer Hunters are (truly) Stoopid.

FYI: the above deer sketch was done by The Whitest Kids U Know.

~snuppy

curmudgeon pezPS: You allowed Our Favorite Curmudgeon to join your ranks years ago, when can we expect the same? Our Pezzy Status (or lack, thereof) notwithstanding, we do think your gang o’ spunky Pez Pals did a right fine job coming up with a perfect dispenser for your “adopted son”. Honestly? We think it suits him to a Cranky “T”.

PPS: laughter is dispezned 24/7 on Humor-blogs.com.

PPEZ: candy is dispensed from 9-5 TLPST near Humor-blogs.com.

PPPS: that was a lie from the Pits of Pezzy Hell. Bring your own damn candy, then choke on it while laughing at Humor-blogs.com.

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NOTE: despite the fact we all truly LOVELOVELOVE TLP, we understand the “exclusive” aspect of the Club de Pez Pals. that said, we are ALL fans of those girls, and hope those of you unfamiliar with their blogs will check ’em out sometime, because i kid you not, all four of these women are brilliant. truth be told, it’s just delightful knowing them and being allowed close to the “inner circle”. of course, none of us would turn down a chance to have a dispenser of our own… heh heh. πŸ™„

i also did this post to A) remind readers of all the wonderful people who keep this blog up and running on any given day, B) let folks know some of ’em (Lampsha & Miz B, for 2) are back to doing posts on their own blogs, and 3) share that stupid/silly video. so wrong, but funny, right? and TLP’s post really DID inspire it, after i read her post about “drunk hunters” i figured it might be fun to counter with something, um, risqΓΊe. πŸ˜‰

Comment by snuppy

Damn this not being able to see this from my office! I will check it out later for sure!

I got excited that TLP was doing a Snark post!!! But you don’t have to sell me on the PezGals – they’re speztacular indeed! And yes, I can’t say that I haven’t cried into my pillow imagining my lamplady alighting (sp? word?) a pez dispenser. I understand that they have to be selective, but we’d do them proud!

I don’t know that I’ve ever seen the curmudgeon Pez – nice (in a cranky sort of way of course)! I’m off to dispense some of this paper pile from my desk, so have yourself a wonderful day.

Comment by Lampsha

Yeah the pezes are an awesome breed. Teh circle is very tightly knit though and hard to penetrate (boy, did I say penetrate?!). I even tried chocolate…nothign worked! They are like teh red-carpet people, and we are the weirdoes in the audience jumping and shouting. We don’t live in a classless society, after all!

well done snuppy. Maybe begging helps…TLP claims to hang a lot in church….let’s test it *looks right and left*

Comment by Penguin

Hm. This could bring about the stressful question of “Which pez dispenser are you?”

Comment by littlebluepill

From the immortal words of Wayne and Garth… “I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy!” Maybe someday though.

BTW, shouldn’t you have saved that disturbing-yet-darn-hilarious deer hunters video for tomorrow? DOE! I mean D’oh!

Comment by Jeff

Okay…Pez praise aside for a sec, that video was…how do I say this…WRONG! Funny, but wrong. Back to the former…pretty sure there should be a BoBo Pez. Has a nice ring to it.

Comment by BoBo

LOL. Thanks for the shout out! I’m lovin’ it. That Snuppy. So sweet.

Sure you guys can be Pez Dispensers. The family will have to work on which Pez is best for you.
AP3 made our original assignments. I have no idea how I got to be that pushy Lucy girl. I mean, I’m so not bossy. I just know what everyone else should be doing.

Comment by tlp

Took several tries, but I finally got to see the video. FUNNY! To the max.

Comment by tlp

Pez is a state of mind. You’re Pez already.

Thanks for the sweet post!

Comment by AP3

Disturbingly hilarious. Am I glad my kids weren’t around when I clicked on that video, I mean we’re open about sex, but explaining beastiality is going a bit too far. πŸ˜‰

Comment by Theresa

Lampsha: all i can say is this: under NO circumstances are you to view the video while your kids are around. just sayin’… it’s very disturbing. (in a funny-yet-not-suitable-for-kids kind of a way). crying into the pillow? a’yup, me too! oh, and as for the Curmudgeon’s dispezner? heh heh — let’s just say i Googled “Cranky/Ugly Pez” and wound up with that. Guessin’ the Pez Pals have something MUCH nicer in mind, if and when they decide to give him one. πŸ˜‰

Penguin: after your visit, it seemed clear breaking into that “inner circle” was, at the very least, possible. Possible if you’re a lovely miss from Iceland come to visit the US and A alongside the aforementioned Curmudgeon, that is! still… they didn’t fold like bad poker players with a terrible hand at your offers of chocolate, so i’m guessing we still have some work to do. πŸ™„

LBP: funny you should mention that… initially i actually found a number of “dispezners” i wanted to use, but then i felt that was being too forward. good question, tho’, and most definitely worthy of another Pez-related post down the road! πŸ™‚

Jeff: well… i thought about it, but since the person Sex, Ed? Fridays was created for did us the honor of writing a post for tomorrow, i figured it was okily dokily to use this one, today! and we’ll decide who’s worthy around here, bub, not you (thinkin’ you probably are!) πŸ˜‰

BoBo: D’OH! believe it or not, i intended to include you in this post, but then i feared i’d be accused of playing favorites and i… wait a tick… i AM playing favorites! still, whither i goeth soeth goeth you, so i’m pretty sureth you’re coveredeth-ish. πŸ˜‰

TLP: awwww…. thanks girlfriend. yeah, i kind of figured the “assignments” came a la one of your clever daughters… (hence my OWN designated Curmudgeon dispenser). glad you didn’t find the video too terribly disturbing. those stoopid hunters… πŸ˜‰

AP3: what can i say? you girls are incredibly inspiring! and thank YOU for that! πŸ™‚

Theresa: ya know, i meant to add in a disclaimer, sorry about that. because of COURSE no one needs to be exposed to the concept of beastiality. heck, even I don’t need that! πŸ™„

Comment by snuppy

I’m with Bobo on this one. Funny, but just wrong as hell. Can I getta eewww?
I’ll have to check out the pez people only because they come so highly recommended!

Comment by claire

Claire: i failed to mention this in the post, but my youngest son Andy is the person who first showed that video to me. that’s right, i first watched it with my boy. “ewww” is right! nonetheless i had to laugh because, wrong as it is, it’s still pretty freakin’ funny! as for the Pez Pals? trust me, you WON’T be disappointed! πŸ™‚

Comment by snuppy

That was nice. I campaigned, too.

Comment by Walela

Snuppy, you little scamp you – I thought I missed a whole day in class if I missed the Curmudgeon dispenser. But then I thought, “Well, she is an award winning producer, so she probably dug it up from the archives.” And I quote apparently.

Okay onto the deer video – is Walela saying the video was nice? Because it was funny as hell and equally wrong. Now that I’ve seen it, I must give you full and proper credit for a tie-in supreme.

Comment by G

Walela: to, um, have your way with a deer? or get yer own dispezner? (kidding, i kid. i know how fond you are of venison.) πŸ˜‰

Lampsha: heh — glad you liked that video. funny-yet-wrong is exactly what i thought when i first saw it, too. that horny deer… πŸ™„

Comment by snuppy

I have no words for this “dear” site, filled with pez dispezners, wildlife videos, and punny people.

All I know is that it is a gem, and you just never can tell what you will find when you click Central Snark. Got my funny fix for yet another day πŸ™‚

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