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DOG VOMIT. Thats’ what we’ve been dealing with ALL night, and that, dear friends, is the reason we’re A) tired beyond reason B) heading over to the vet’s as soon as someone over there answers the friggin’ phone, and/or C) moderately freaked out by the fact that, thanks to a mind-numbing regime of finals TEH PENGUIN feels compelled to focus on, the task of writing today’s post has fallen upon our fatigued shoulders. Uh, wait a tick, that didn’t come out right (that’s what our son said, just before pooping a toaster. Heh heh.) But, as so often happens when we start thinking about stuff that stresses us out and/or items we need to pick up at the store (paper towels, rug cleaner, prune juice, bran cereal, another bottle of Liquid Plumr®…) we digress. This post is about a variety of things having nothing to do with poop, dog vomit and/or the dark circles under our eyes, and everything to do with Christmas, hags, cookies, bitchin’, Santa and a bunch of other words we’re too lazy to write down. Whatever they are, you can see ’em strung together to form sentences, which, in turn, form stories submitted for:
“AND what, in the Wild Wild World of Sports Writers is that?” you ask, in that curious way you have of inquiring about unfamiliar things. “That”, we answer in that slightly superior and sarcastic-yet-pleased to know something you DON’T fashion of ours you must, by now, find annoying, “is for us to know and for you to find out, bubs and/or bubbettes” (Code for: hell if we know, but, as we mentioned, our clever/lovely friend and capable Snark Co-Administrator, teh Penguin participates, as does our other clever/lovely and capable friend, THERESA IN PAMPLONA — which means it doesn’t matter what it is, it must be hella cool, otherwise these two amazing women wouldn’t give it the time of day, let alone take the time to contribute. The fact that it was created by yet, another favorite blogger, i.e., CINDRARELLA, makes this linkage all the more sweet.) No doubt the “rules” are explained somewhere… maybe even HERE.
SINCE this is simply (and/or clearly) our way of providing fodder without actually having to write something of our own, do us a favor and check it out. While you’re at it, be sure to vote for one of the entries. We wish we could tell you which one, alas, we cannot. Suffice to say the entrants are “anonymous”, with means you’re on your own and/or should feel free to vote for the one you actually like (as opposed to the one we beg you to vote for because, and we quote: “it’s ours”).
HEY, and speaking of good writers (which we were, in case you hadn’t noticed), we failed to mention another prolific blogger known for more than her animated-yet-fluttery and lovely avatar, i.e., the very brilliant and ever-so-talented NESSA. We’re guessing she’s participated in TGQDC ’07 on more than a few occasions. Just sayin’… our bad for not mentioning our good friend earlier. D’oh!
Dog vomit is only funny to folks who read Humor-blogs.com.
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