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Articles $6 by Snuppy
Thursday, 8 March 2007, 10:29am
Filed under: please explain

spam spam spam spamANOTHER day, a few more annoying bits o’ spam from a few — even more annoying folks who think we have nothing better to do but check out an eye-popping array of websites. Websites, we hasten to add, virtually filled with smut, penis-enhancing devices, “special offers” to save money on auto insurance/concerts tickets and/or bathroom supplies (not that we looked at any of ’em, mind you, but we have it on good authority that’s what we’d find). Man we wish these spamulous idiots would peddle their wares on someone else’s site. And Jesus, that goes double for you. Seriously, dude, is this the best way to reach the masses? Or are you selling time-shares in Hawai’i to supplement your ministry?

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Vasilina writes: “I browse and saw you website and I found it very interesting.Thank you for the good work, greetings.”  Thank you, “Vasilina”, judging by your name, we can tell you’re not the least bit slimy. We try to website every day for an hour before we start our “eye stabbing” exercises.

Bob from Bathroom Vanities says: Hello admin, nice site ! Good content, eautiful design, thank ! Ice of ou to ay that, Bathroom Bob. Oh, and speaking of “good content”, we appreciate that swell tip on bargain toilets. Thank !

Junior tells us: “also intrigued, Pornteensex and analsexgoodsite. not spam. thanks.” Not intrigued, Junior, gotohellasshole. Thanks.

Ingebora chirps: “Hello world! I’m from Latvia, I now have a computer and Internet! It’s so interesting here! But on some forums I see strange posts, they offer to buy some pills or something and they look very stupid. It is robots posting? I thought moderators should delete such posts. Maybe somebody will explain me what’s going on? But at all it is very interesting to speak to all you people! Kisses!” Yes, Ingebora, robots is posting, and, like you, they look very stupid, because they are.

Jesus confesses: “I have your site for its useful and funny content and simple design.” Bless you, Jesus. And, for the record, we think your Dad is guilty of some freaking hilarious content and simple design, as well.

JeJune reveals: Hi! I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, but it’s not important. I haven’t been up to much today, but eh. I haven’t gotten anything done recently. Keep up the good work, JeJune.

AND finally, “Admin Writer” offers us a job:

Hello, and yes I found this forum usefull. I am newbie on community for centralsnark.wordpress and think that you have good community. I posted to this category as most relevant category for my offer. I want to make proposal for writing proposals or articles of writing that are written by you not me.

Sorry for my bad English, isn’t it my native language. I seek good writer for writing articles for my “monitoring“ site. Please, write emails in writing to me and we will duscuss conditions. I can pay for written investment articles $6.

I am in needing only good-written articles written on English. If you have the great experience in writing, please write and, please send me email. Thank.”

Thank for your offer, Admin, and thank. Articles $6 is a great deal of money for article writings in good English, which is your native language, but not ours. We’ll write as soon as we email you with our writings. Thank again.


A Quickie by littlebluepill
Thursday, 21 December 2006, 8:28am
Filed under: LBP's Rx, music music, please explain

jenna avatarLOOK who dropped back in to help sort through more Bloggy Beta-Not-Beta-Who-Knows-Beta-Late-Than-Never-Beta-Master-Beta-Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell-Beta stuff… the very delicious, very delightful, and oh-so-snarky Little Blue Pill. That Jenna — under the weather with the crappy flu, still on a “Blogging Break”, and yet, the girl with the gorgeous glitter lips has selflessly risked health and hard-drive for the greater good of this Snarky Blogging community. No wonder we love her so much (‘cuz we do… we really do!). And stop yer bitchin’, we don’t intend to “set-up” any more of LBP’s offerings, we just wanted to thank her “publicly” for the service she’s providing today. Plus it gives us the perfect excuse to stick her festive-yet-sexy avatar on the front page of this blog again. Win/win.

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Just a wee update on the Peer Pressure post.

So, you Blogger users may have noticed you’ve been inundated with invites to the new beta blogger.

At four in the morning Tuesday (wait…is that Wednesday? What-ever…it was 4 am) when I was congested with this damn cold, I did the switch over to not-beta. All of my blogs have templates, I’m the big cheese in two team blogs, a little guppy on a team blog and I own a lot of independent blogs. All changed over…no problem. Templates? A-okay. So you with worries about your templates nothing will change although I have noticed with a few free-design templates there has been some shifting with the name higher up.

All you do is click your change over (or whatever it said…it was 4 am) walk away from the computer or go to a different site (say here for instance) and let blogger do the work. Easy peasy. You will be asked to create a google account…that’s the extent of your hard work.

So for Miz B and Minka and anyone else in love with their templates: ALL templates in your profile will remain as they are in the (old) Blogger.

May the not-Beta force be with you and party on dudes.

Happy Holidays from LBP!!